{"title":"Fruity","description":"\u003cp\u003eBright, juicy, and completely unsubtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are the candles that walk into a room and announce themselves — passionfruit, black cherry, citrus agave, caramel apple. Hand-poured in small batches with a coconut soy blend, which is why they throw scent across a room instead of politely suggesting it from the shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest if you like your fragrance the way you like your personality: loud and a little sweet.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mexican-black-tar-heroin-black-raspberry-vanilla-candle","title":"Mexican Black Tar Heroin - Black Raspberry Vanilla","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMexican Black Tar Heroin\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent: Black Raspberry + Vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDangerously sweet. Addictively smooth. This candle hits with a juicy rush of black raspberry, drizzled in warm vanilla and wrapped in mystery. It’s seductive. It’s illegal in several group chats. And no, it doesn’t actually smell like heroin — but it will always leave you coming back for another hit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBad decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuiet nights with questionable company\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePretending your life is way more interesting than it is\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in small batches in Kansas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoconut soy wax blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz — approx. 55 hour burn time · Jar: 4.25\" tall × 3.375\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 oz Travel — approx. 20 hour burn time · Jar: 2.5\" tall × 2.5\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBurn Like An Adult\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFirst burn: let the wax pool reach the edge, about 2–3 hours. Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before every light. 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Tangy. Dripping with implications. This fruity explosion hits hard with passionfruit and pineapple — bold enough to raise eyebrows, sweet enough to lower inhibitions. It doesn’t just smell good… it feels suggestive. 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