{"title":"Limited Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003eHere for a good time, not a long time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited edition scents we poured once, in small batches, and will not necessarily pour again. When they’re gone they’re gone, and the only thing worse than missing one is hearing about it from someone who didn’t.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"unicorn-shit-cerealously-fruity-candle","title":"Unicorn Shit - Cerealously Fruity","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnicorn Shit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent: Cerealously Fruity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited edition — 46 hand-numbered candles. When they're gone, they're gone.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEver wonder what a unicorn's digestive aftermath smells like? Spoiler: it's not hay and regret — it's neon sugar rings and artificial joy. This candle captures the scent of childhood breakfasts, cartoon marathons, and questionable life choices. It’s absurd, it’s majestic, and it smells \u003cem\u003emagically delicious.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight it up, breathe deep, and embrace the glittery chaos of a mythical bowel movement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who believe in magic (and lactose intolerance)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBribing your inner child with nostalgia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaking your bathroom smell like Saturday morning TV\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstagramming a candle called Unicorn Shit because obviously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in small batches in Kansas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoconut soy wax blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne pour only — 46 hand-numbered candles, never poured again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz — approx. 55 hour burn time · Jar: 4.25\" tall × 3.375\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBurn Like An Adult\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFirst burn: let the wax pool reach the edge, about 2–3 hours. Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before every light. Never burn more than 4 hours at a time. Don't leave it unattended, and keep it away from kids, pets, and anything flammable — including your own poor judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/limited-edition\"\u003eLimited Edition\u003c\/a\u003e · Also in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/fruity-candles\"\u003eFruity\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wit+Whiff","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44766321868842,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6555\/5754\/files\/limited-collection-unicorn-shit-11oz-cerealouslyfruity.jpg?v=1787763106"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.witandwhiff.com\/collections\/limited-edition.oembed","provider":"Wit+Whiff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}