{"product_id":"congrats-on-doing-the-bare-minimum-spun-cotton-candle","title":"Congrats On Doing The Bare Minimum - Spun Cotton","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCongrats On Doing The Bare Minimum\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent: Spun Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft. Subtle. Just barely enough — kind of like your work ethic. This airy, clean cotton blend smells like freshly folded laundry, even if your ambition never left the dryer. Light it up as a reward for showing up, logging in, and giving the exact minimum legally required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual Fridays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParticipation trophies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone coasting gracefully on low expectations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in small batches in Kansas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoconut soy wax blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz — approx. 55 hour burn time · Jar: 4.25\" tall × 3.375\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 oz Travel — approx. 20 hour burn time · Jar: 2.5\" tall × 2.5\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBurn Like An Adult\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFirst burn: let the wax pool reach the edge, about 2–3 hours. Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before every light. Never burn more than 4 hours at a time. Don't leave it unattended, and keep it away from kids, pets, and anything flammable — including your own poor judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-cubicle-collection\"\u003eThe Cubicle Collection\u003c\/a\u003e · Also in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/fresh-clean-candles\"\u003eFresh + Clean\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wit+Whiff","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":42723862413354,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 oz Travel","offer_id":44751114240042,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6555\/5754\/files\/cubicle-collection-congrats-on-doing-the-bare-minimum-11oz-spun-cotton.jpg?v=1787765458","url":"https:\/\/www.witandwhiff.com\/products\/congrats-on-doing-the-bare-minimum-spun-cotton-candle","provider":"Wit+Whiff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}