{"product_id":"unicorn-shit-cerealously-fruity-candle","title":"Unicorn Shit - Cerealously Fruity","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnicorn Shit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent: Cerealously Fruity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited edition — 46 hand-numbered candles. When they're gone, they're gone.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEver wonder what a unicorn's digestive aftermath smells like? Spoiler: it's not hay and regret — it's neon sugar rings and artificial joy. This candle captures the scent of childhood breakfasts, cartoon marathons, and questionable life choices. It’s absurd, it’s majestic, and it smells \u003cem\u003emagically delicious.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight it up, breathe deep, and embrace the glittery chaos of a mythical bowel movement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who believe in magic (and lactose intolerance)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBribing your inner child with nostalgia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaking your bathroom smell like Saturday morning TV\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstagramming a candle called Unicorn Shit because obviously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-poured in small batches in Kansas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoconut soy wax blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne pour only — 46 hand-numbered candles, never poured again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz — approx. 55 hour burn time · Jar: 4.25\" tall × 3.375\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBurn Like An Adult\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFirst burn: let the wax pool reach the edge, about 2–3 hours. Trim the wick to 1\/4\" before every light. Never burn more than 4 hours at a time. Don't leave it unattended, and keep it away from kids, pets, and anything flammable — including your own poor judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/limited-edition\"\u003eLimited Edition\u003c\/a\u003e · Also in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/fruity-candles\"\u003eFruity\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wit+Whiff","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44766321868842,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/6555\/5754\/files\/limited-collection-unicorn-shit-11oz-cerealouslyfruity.jpg?v=1787763106","url":"https:\/\/www.witandwhiff.com\/products\/unicorn-shit-cerealously-fruity-candle","provider":"Wit+Whiff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}