Unicorn Shit - 11oz - Cerealously Fruity

Unicorn Shit

Scent: Cerealously Fruity

LIMITED EDITION (46 HAND-NUMBERED EDITIONS AVAILABLE)

Ever wonder what a unicorn's digestive aftermath smells like? Spoiler: it's not hay and regret — it's neon sugar rings and artificial joy. This candle captures the scent of childhood breakfasts, cartoon marathons, and questionable life choices. It’s absurd, it’s majestic, and it smells magically delicious.

Light it up, breathe deep, and embrace the glittery chaos of a mythical bowel movement.

Perfect for:
• People who believe in magic (and lactose intolerance)
• Bribing your inner child with nostalgia
• Making your bathroom smell like Saturday morning TV
• Instagramming a candle called Unicorn Shit because obviously