Inhale the Attitude.
Hand-poured coconut soy candles with filthy names and serious scent throw. Made in Kansas, named in poor taste.
Great Gifts: The Climax Collection
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Netflix + Chill - Rose Bouquet
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Take Me To Bed Or Lose Me Forever - Beach Linen
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I Fuck On The First Date - Sea Salt + Orchid
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I Wanna Sex You Up - Black Sea
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The Climax Collection
Set the mood. Say the quiet part. Genuinely seductive scents — sea salt and orchid, black sea — with labels that skip the subtext entirely.
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The Cubicle Collection
Corporate wellness, but honest. Hand-poured candles named after the specific flavor of burnout you're currently experiencing.
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The Throne Collection
Damage control in wax form. Scent throw strong enough to do actual work, wrapped in labels that tell your houseguests exactly what happened.
Funny Candles That Don’t Smell Like A Joke.
Most candles are named by a committee. You get "Serenity." You get a $34 jar of beige. We hand-pour ours in small batches with a coconut soy blend that actually throws scent across a room — then put a name on the label that makes people pick up the jar and read it twice.
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Fresh + Clean
The smell of having your life together. Results may vary. Spun cotton,...
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Sweet + Baked
All of the bakery, none of the dishes. Salted caramel, velvet vanilla,...
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Woods + Green
For people whose ideal room smells like outside. Black coral and moss,...
Gifts Under $20
Every gift exchange has a number on it. The 3 oz travel size is $15. Same wax, same fragrance, just smaller.
Hand-Poured in a Kansas Home Studio
Wit+Whiff started in 2025. Micah pours every candle by hand. Mark does the labels and the names, which is why your mother wouldn't approve. Turns out that combination makes a good gift. A funny candle gets the laugh when it's opened, then gets burned to the bottom — more than anyone can say for a novelty mug. Ours turn up in white elephant exchanges, on coworkers' desks, at housewarmings, and in guest bathrooms.
Inhale The Attitude.