
The Throne Collection
is your emergency response team in wax form — a lineup of brutally honest, hilariously foul-mouthed candles made for life’s stinkiest moments. Whether you're masking a crime scene or making guests question their life choices, these candles do the dirty work so you don’t have to.
Light one, drop the mic,
and walk away like nothing happened.
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If The Wick Is Lit... I Just Took A Shit - 11oz - Black Coral + Moss
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Wash Your Fucking Hands - 11oz - Cucumber Water + Melon
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Smile. You’re On Camera - 11oz - Eucalyptus + Mint
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Fire In The Hole - 11oz - Cinnamon
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If The Wick Is Lit... I Just Took A Shit - 3oz - Black Coral + Moss
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Wash Your Fucking Hands - 3oz - Cucumber Water + Melon
Regular price $15.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Smile. You’re On Camera - 3oz - Eucalyptus + Mint
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Fire In The Hole - 3oz - Cinnamon
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Sticker Pack - Throne Collection
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