The Culinary Collection
Scented for chaos. Seasoned with profanity. These candles are for the kitchen gremlin who’s overcooked, underpaid, and one chore away from snapping. Whether you're faking cleanliness or just masking the smell of microwave regret, these brutally honest candles are here to stir the fucking pot.

Whether you're a domestic goddess or a dinner-burning disaster, these candles deliver top-shelf snark with restaurant-grade scent.