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I Fuck On The First Date - Sea Salt + Orchid

I Fuck On The First Date - Sea Salt + Orchid

Regular price $30.00 USD
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I Fuck On The First Date

Scent: Sea Salt + Orchid

Soft? Sure. Subtle? Never. This seductive scent blends delicate orchid and warm sea salt in a smooth, sensual swirl that says “let’s skip the small talk.” It’s bold, intoxicating, and guaranteed to make an impression — just like you.

Perfect For

  • Setting the mood
  • Scaring off the emotionally unavailable
  • Letting the room know you don’t do three-date rules

The Details

  • Hand-poured in small batches in Kansas
  • Coconut soy wax blend
  • 11 oz — approx. 55 hour burn time · Jar: 4.25" tall × 3.375" diameter
  • 3 oz Travel — approx. 20 hour burn time · Jar: 2.5" tall × 2.5" diameter

Burn Like An Adult

First burn: let the wax pool reach the edge, about 2–3 hours. Trim the wick to 1/4" before every light. Never burn more than 4 hours at a time. Don't leave it unattended, and keep it away from kids, pets, and anything flammable — including your own poor judgment.

Part of The Climax Collection · Also in Coastal.

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