Clean Enough To Fuck On - Aquatic Element

Clean Enough To Fuck On

Scent: Aquatic Element

Fresh. Wet. Barely sanitized. This crisp aquatic blend splashes your senses with cool ozone and water vibes — like your kitchen just passed a health inspection by the skin of its teeth. Smells like you wiped down the counters… but mostly because someone was coming over.

Perfect For

• Unexpected company
• Kitchen counter rendezvous
• Questionable decisions

The Details

• Hand-poured in small batches in Kansas
• Coconut soy wax blend
• 11 oz — approx. 55 hour burn time · Jar: 4.25" tall × 3.375" diameter
• 3 oz Travel — approx. 20 hour burn time · Jar: 2.5" tall × 2.5" diameter

Burn Like An Adult

First burn: let the wax pool reach the edge, about 2–3 hours. Trim the wick to 1/4" before every light. Never burn more than 4 hours at a time. Don't leave it unattended, and keep it away from kids, pets, and anything flammable — including your own poor judgment.

Part of The Culinary Collection · Also in Fresh + Clean.