Congrats On Doing The Bare Minimum - Spun Cotton

Congrats On Doing The Bare Minimum

Scent: Spun Cotton

Soft. Subtle. Just barely enough — kind of like your work ethic. This airy, clean cotton blend smells like freshly folded laundry, even if your ambition never left the dryer. Light it up as a reward for showing up, logging in, and giving the exact minimum legally required.

Perfect For

• Casual Fridays
• Participation trophies
• Anyone coasting gracefully on low expectations

The Details

• Hand-poured in small batches in Kansas
• Coconut soy wax blend
• 11 oz — approx. 55 hour burn time · Jar: 4.25" tall × 3.375" diameter
• 3 oz Travel — approx. 20 hour burn time · Jar: 2.5" tall × 2.5" diameter

Burn Like An Adult

First burn: let the wax pool reach the edge, about 2–3 hours. Trim the wick to 1/4" before every light. Never burn more than 4 hours at a time. Don't leave it unattended, and keep it away from kids, pets, and anything flammable — including your own poor judgment.

Part of The Cubicle Collection · Also in Fresh + Clean.