If The Wick Is Lit... I Just Took A Shit - Black Coral + Moss

If The Wick Is Lit... I Just Took A Shit

Scent: Black Coral + Moss

Bold, clean, and unapologetically necessary. This deep, fresh blend of black coral and moss isn’t here to be subtle — it’s here to cover your crimes. Light it up and let the room know exactly what just went down… with a touch of class.

Perfect For

• Bathrooms
• Bad diets
• Brutally honest houseguests

The Details

• Hand-poured in small batches in Kansas
• Coconut soy wax blend
• 11 oz — approx. 55 hour burn time · Jar: 4.25" tall × 3.375" diameter
• 3 oz Travel — approx. 20 hour burn time · Jar: 2.5" tall × 2.5" diameter

Burn Like An Adult

First burn: let the wax pool reach the edge, about 2–3 hours. Trim the wick to 1/4" before every light. Never burn more than 4 hours at a time. Don't leave it unattended, and keep it away from kids, pets, and anything flammable — including your own poor judgment.

Part of The Throne Collection · Also in Woods + Green.