Thyme To Fuck Off - Herb Garden

Thyme To Fuck Off

Scent: Herb Garden

Fresh. Herbal. Absolutely done with your shit. This garden-fresh blend of thyme, rosemary, and a hint of mint smells like a well-seasoned exit strategy. It's green, grounding, and gives just the right amount of "please leave my kitchen and my life."

Perfect For

• Solo cooking sessions
• Ignored boundaries
• Seasoning your vibe with a dash of hostility

The Details

• Hand-poured in small batches in Kansas
• Coconut soy wax blend
• 11 oz — approx. 55 hour burn time · Jar: 4.25" tall × 3.375" diameter
• 3 oz Travel — approx. 20 hour burn time · Jar: 2.5" tall × 2.5" diameter

Burn Like An Adult

First burn: let the wax pool reach the edge, about 2–3 hours. Trim the wick to 1/4" before every light. Never burn more than 4 hours at a time. Don't leave it unattended, and keep it away from kids, pets, and anything flammable — including your own poor judgment.

Part of The Culinary Collection · Also in Woods + Green.