Unicorn Shit - Cerealously Fruity

Unicorn Shit

Scent: Cerealously Fruity

Limited edition — 46 hand-numbered candles. When they're gone, they're gone.

Ever wonder what a unicorn's digestive aftermath smells like? Spoiler: it's not hay and regret — it's neon sugar rings and artificial joy. This candle captures the scent of childhood breakfasts, cartoon marathons, and questionable life choices. It’s absurd, it’s majestic, and it smells magically delicious.

Light it up, breathe deep, and embrace the glittery chaos of a mythical bowel movement.

Perfect For

• People who believe in magic (and lactose intolerance)
• Bribing your inner child with nostalgia
• Making your bathroom smell like Saturday morning TV
• Instagramming a candle called Unicorn Shit because obviously

The Details

• Hand-poured in small batches in Kansas
• Coconut soy wax blend
• One pour only — 46 hand-numbered candles, never poured again
• 11 oz — approx. 55 hour burn time · Jar: 4.25" tall × 3.375" diameter

Burn Like An Adult

First burn: let the wax pool reach the edge, about 2–3 hours. Trim the wick to 1/4" before every light. Never burn more than 4 hours at a time. Don't leave it unattended, and keep it away from kids, pets, and anything flammable — including your own poor judgment.

Part of Limited Edition · Also in Fruity.