Wash Your Fucking Hands - Cucumber Water + Melon

Wash Your Fucking Hands

Scent: Cucumber Water + Melon

Crisp, clean, and aggressively hygienic. This candle doesn’t ask — it demands. Light it up and let fresh cucumber, juicy melon, and a splash of sass purify your space (and maybe your guests).

Perfect For

• Bathrooms
• Housewarming gifts
• Passive-aggressive reminders

The Details

• Hand-poured in small batches in Kansas
• Coconut soy wax blend
• 11 oz — approx. 55 hour burn time · Jar: 4.25" tall × 3.375" diameter
• 3 oz Travel — approx. 20 hour burn time · Jar: 2.5" tall × 2.5" diameter

Burn Like An Adult

First burn: let the wax pool reach the edge, about 2–3 hours. Trim the wick to 1/4" before every light. Never burn more than 4 hours at a time. Don't leave it unattended, and keep it away from kids, pets, and anything flammable — including your own poor judgment.

Part of The Throne Collection · Also in Fruity.