Gag Gifts

The gift that gets a laugh, then actually gets used.

Most gag gifts have one job — land the joke, get a photo, end up in a drawer by February. Ours have two. Every candle here is hand-poured in small batches with a coconut soy wax blend, which means the person you're pranking is going to burn the whole thing.

That's the entire pitch. It's funny enough to give as a joke and good enough that they'll ask where you got it. Nobody has ever said that about a singing fish.

What to pick, by recipient

  • Coworkers — anything in The Cubicle Collection. Office-safe, HR-adjacent, and painfully accurate.
  • Roommates and houseguests — The Throne Collection. Passive-aggressive and genuinely useful.
  • Your dad or father-in-law — Old Balls. It writes itself.
  • The friend with no filter — The Climax Collection, and good luck.
  • White elephant and Secret Santa — the 3 oz travel size at $15 hits most exchange budgets.